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youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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s0jeal0us:

Dov: Hey, do you think Gail likes me?
Traci:  I don’t think she likes anyone.
Dov: Are you sure?  Because she laughs at my jokes.
Traci: She’s laughing at you, as in not with you.

s0jeal0us:

Dov: Hey, do you think Gail likes me?

Traci:  I don’t think she likes anyone.

Dov: Are you sure?  Because she laughs at my jokes.

Traci: She’s laughing at you, as in not with you.

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thecrazycorgilady:

jewishpolitics:

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

Well…um…this is concerning. 

But really if you didn’t hear the Pixar sound effects in your mind you’re lying.

thecrazycorgilady:

jewishpolitics:

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

Well…um…this is concerning. 

But really if you didn’t hear the Pixar sound effects in your mind you’re lying.

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Maisie Williams reacting fact that “selfie” was chosen as Oxford’s word 2013

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